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| Here Are Some Pointless Lies: | ||||||||||||||||||||
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- sometimes when I'm typing my computer turns off - the earth is flat - my dog's name is Woddy - one time when I was small I jumped out of an airplane - I eat grass a lot - licking plates is an Olympic sport - looking both ways before you cross the street is counter-productive - I only have two toes - sometimes I cut my tongue with glass - Bill Gates is my dad | |||||||||||||||||||
| Here Are Some Jokes I thought of: | ||||||||||||||||||||
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- So I was talking to my dad... About what I wanted to be when I grow up... Like everykid does. I said, "Dad, I want to be a fire truck when I"m grown up!!" Then I thought about it for a bit and said, "No wait, I don't think a three foot hose is long enough!!" - I love my vacuum, the old one. It has a light on the front of it, our new one doesn't. They just don't make 'em how they used to. I mean, if the power goes out at night, at least you'll be able to see where you're vacuuming with the old one!! | |||||||||||||||||||
| A Bit About My Life: | ||||||||||||||||||||
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These are some highlights of my everyday life: - in the morning before my bath I find that my sister hasn't had her shower already and the towels are dry - I find GOOD leftovers in the fridge (this means I will not have to make breakfast, only heat it up) - I can find clean clothes - I can keep my clothes clean during the day - my mom puts enough mustard on my sandwich - now that I have a new computer, I can multi task - finding pennies on the ground Email Me: [email protected] | |||||||||||||||||||
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